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do you ever just feel melancholy for no reason
like you’re not specifically sad or upset you’re just
ffs tifa no i don’t want to look at this fucking railway map jessie already forced me to watch it
I DON’T CAAAAAAAAAAAARE
You know how there’s a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way.
Does that mean colour is like
a pigment of your imagination.
YOU FUCKING DIDN’T
If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.
Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.
Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.
I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!
Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…
But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…
HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
this will never not be funny
so i was doing that thing last night where you visualise a scenario in your head, and i was just going along with it and thought, ‘wow i look weird all grown up with boobs’. but then i noticed that i AM ALREADY GROWN UP WITH BOOBS
and that was when i realised
i was visualising myself as danisnotonfire
i require so much attention im worse than a tamagotchi
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